A little pissed off at Odin

So I kinda realized how lame everything is. I was talking to someone, and pretty much they are looking for a job. In this economy, that could be a problem except that person is looking for a job to feel like an adult because that persons parents are paying for everything at this moment. Now, I have come from the bottom up working in restaurants and such until I got my job at the Labs, and the whole time supporting myself through it. The only reason I am going to College is cause I worked my ass off for a scholastic scholarship to pay for school.

You might be thinking, "Oh Randy, why are you criticizing these trustafarians?" I am not, I am pissed that I don't have wealthy parents to make my life better. I am goddam lazy. I need to get paid! For Free! I wish I could stay at home all day and not worry about money. I blame Odin. That one eyed bastard should have given me rich parents. I would also have better recordings if I had wealthy parents. I am seriously pissed. Fuck you Auoun, you raven friended fuck. You Piss Me Off!

Randy: on Serial Killers

I personally attribute the declining fear of serial killers to the internet. People are not afraid to walk the streets at night because of the internet. Why? You might ask. It’s simple. I mean, take a look at this guy:




Everyone watches his videos on YouTube everyday. It is blokes like this that make us comfortable with serial killers. Just Saying.